When a faggots wit meets the fork in road towards cruel honesty...
- Benjamin: Oh as if Julie Bishop isn't a fucking ROARING fag hag. Just look at the bitch.
- Me: She does have the square jawline of a female competitive swimmer so scared of her own femininity she spends her entire adolescence hovering around men naturally drawn to her broad shoulders and lack of menstrual cycle...
- Benjamin: NICHOLAS OH MY GOD. I am shocked. Okay, shocked and delighted.
- Me: Now I can only picture an awkward teenage J'Bish in a Todd Solondz film. (It doesn't end well).
- Benjamin: Oh god, poor adolescent Julie Bishop in glasses, forced into a toilet cubicle and being told to shit on cue ...
- Me: I'm glad you went there and not Palindromes.
- September 10 2012 | 1 Notes - Read More →




