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Dear Tumblr,

Firstly, thanks ever so for banishing tumblarity while I was on holiday from you. Props to you for using logic. However, now I have sadface as I notice it has been replaced with answerable questions as a new level of interactivity has formsprung up in tumblarity’s place. This removes the joy and point-of-difference to tumblr in comparison to other soc/net sites: ideas/images/media are...

Jan 16th

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movingtimes!getyochoctoppopcornbirchcarrorandcorles...

first phone call with removalists: "we delivered your stuff. mr t signed for it"
me: "i think not" (resisting pity-the-fool-jokes)
removalists: "immacallyouback"
 one hour later...
me: "where's my shit you bitch?"
removalists: "we're on it"
 two hours later...
removalists: "the driver was too scared to go down your street so she didn't deliver it"
me: "ugh. firstly you were sending me a female driver (hottie likelihood:zero) PLUS i don't have my stuff. lucky there's been that earthquake in haiti or i'd think this is the worst thing ever right now. PERSPECTOZ!"
 end call.